Hunter will return in September.
Hockey Porn
I was walking by my 12 year old son's room last night and heard some moaning and groaning. "Damn, he's hacked into my favorites list," I thought to myself as I burst in through the door. But instead of naked Russian skanks on the screen, he was looking at something called "HFBOARDS.COM". Apparently you can talk online about Columbus Blue Jacket hockey even after the players have given up and gone golfing (which is usually every December).
Hunter: "What are you looking at there, BobbyJ?"
Bobby Jr: "The CBJ fan forum on HFboards, dad."
Hunter: "OMG, I was worried you might be surfing pornhub.com or sexyteens.com or literotica.com or babeswithbigasses.com."
Bobby Jr: "No dad, that's gross. Me and the other 12 year old kids are voting in the coaches poll, you know, who they should hire."
Hunter: "Oh. ...and who are you voting for? "
Bobby Jr: "Ken Hitchcock".
Hunter: "Good choice son. You know, he won a Stanley Cup in Dallas."
The Cup is as good as won.
This is Bob Hunter.
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